Count Dracula
500 years of night shifts and not a single sick day.
Making the world a worse place, one quarter at a time
Founded in 1666, EvilCorp is the world’s leading provider of villainy solutions: lairs, minions, doom devices and long-term soul management for the discerning evildoer.
Hall of Infamy
Professor Moriarty
The Napoleon of crime. Plans so complex that even he needs a diagram.
Captain Hook
Excellent manners, terrible punctuality: a crocodile keeps reminding him of the time.
Our solutions
Soul Subscription
We look after your soul so you don’t have to. Monthly plan, cancellable in 999 years.
$66.60/month
EvilWatch
The smartwatch that counts your steps, and your minions’. Mind-control features sold separately.
$666
Volcano Lair
Turnkey lair inside a (mostly) dormant volcano. Shark tank, monorail and self-destruct button included.
from $6.66 million
Lair Insurance
Covers stakes, sunlight, angry villagers, secret agents and meddling children.
from $13/month